dRY mARTini on Love

Hi, wow its January d 14th, 8:31am, am chilin here trying to write somfin about "love" for the next issue of one magazine like dat, don't know if u heard about the mag sha, it’s called Yada... u need to know...or somfin like that, the mag sha makes sense, a whole lotta sense, i think u should check it out, em u can download it free online. For now! sha, cos u know we gotta get that dough to continue baking... ha.. It has loads of cool and inspiring stuff just for you... so go get yours now!...like that "Eclairs" advert.
Okay! Before i stray too far, cause we really gotta go far.. yeah.. em as i said or wrote earlier anyone you prefer, today is Jan 14th wow, my dads buffday, yeah true..hmm dat should get me in the mood don't you think, am not sure if its enough em lets see, em okay! I gat it, yeaaah tomorrows her birthday Jan the 15th yeah wow, i think am so in the mood to tell you a thing or two about love from what i've seen, heard and basically know.
LOVE, love love love love LOVE,,, you might say, a warm feeling you have towards someone, chill first abeg, hold up.. wanna know if we are on the same page, em we gat Gods love for us soo unconditonal, meaning God loves you despite your sometimes strange conditions, if u are mad,crazy,heartless, proud or stupid he still loves you, you understand sha God loves you so much he gave his only son, the story of salvation. Then we gat the love u wanna  share with someone, yeah the one u wanna read about now, u are there saying write somfin already we are on the same page dude. okay!
Love, it’s all around us, it’s in us too, u give it, u show it to ur  loved ones or twos just kiddin, dis is serious business okay to ur girlfriend, boyfriend, husband ,wife,ur partner basically sha.
One guy said ”I have seen that the greatest love a man can give is showing love to another without expecting anything in return....such a man has  conquered the flesh..., hmm what do you think?…
Another guy sayz love is indigestion hmm, funny, he explains; when u feel all weird inside and everything is spinning and you feel funny inside, its not love its just ur stomach that’s upset. Don’t ask me why its upset, maybe u offended it or somfin  I dunno.  Same guy said love is the law of diminishing returns” I think he needs a little insight don’t u think?
Then a girl sayz “ I have this warm cold fuzzy feeling, I gat goose pimples all over, I think am in love then she shouts YES!  Am in love... then that same guy says, NO ur not in love I think u have the flu.
We all have our several and different perceptions on love u know, well I agree with what the first guy said….
“the greatest love a man can give is showing love to another without expecting anything in return”
We've heard it again and again...love is giving and giving is living. Yeah I believe if you are in love or u love someone, u give! What do u give u might ask. It goes beyond material things which are obviously necessary.  You give ur time, attention, support, respect, ur opinion. Basically your all to that someone,  yeah I know most of us are afraid to commit cos we still gat some jerks out there who would break hearts in 2,3,4 or even 5 places, just imagine (am not sayin you should give ur body and everything if u not married oh! U go like marry first naa).  People are weird and angry and some are just wicked you agree with me right? They have issues, as in numerous issues like a lot of magazine issues, so they decide to hurt others cos they’ve been hurt before.
Love in respect to most relationships today is seriously depleted, we all know that, people date to feel among, some to get money, using what they want to get what they have... sori it’s the other way round, yah, what they have to get what they want…. It’s a crazy world u’ld agree, but still in the world’s insanity you can find some  sanity….yeap, when u find that person. Chill it starts like this- you like her, she has the qualities u desire in a girl, u ask her out, and she thinks about it and thinks u joking, cos u probably were not so serious about it, I mean the question just came outta the blues, she sayz no; that she appreciates you as a friend, hmm. Then u chill a while think about the whole stuff, a little hurt though, but do you blame her, she’s protecting herself u know. You think about it and u can’t just help it when u are around her you just feel happy and so right, so you ask her again and she tells you she’d think about it, she does cos she kinda likes you too. So she asks God and he gives her an answer, ohh! THe GOD FACTOR so important! Don’t forget that, cos God  helps you guys grow in love and understand each other to tolerate the flaws you both have and basically help each other to grow, wow wow slow down mein she hasn’t even said yes yet bro take it easy. OK as I was saying after Gods reply she calls for you guyz to gist about the whole stuff and talk about what you guys really want, yes you have the talk; define the relationship before you enter into one. And during the talk you find out other interesting and wondaful things u never knew about her (the power and importance of communication hmm, very important) then FINALLY!!! She says yes, YES! You guys start and u start having doubts, stupid doubts, then you realize you are just doubting stupid, please trust her “never doubt her heart for you” then you start growing in love, growing in the confidence to love each other. You guys grow are happy together and u feel this peace and correctness that tells you u doin the right thing,  u grow to love each other, note I said grow, not fall, I believe we grow in love, then u can also say when u fall in love u don’t hit the ground because the other person catches u before u fall, like say he be superman or she be wondawoman… it sha makes sense to say fall in love too so far u no touch ground, but If u hit ground u go sha get back up naa. As I was saying, u grow in love, and you decide to love each other, DECIDE, just like marriage it’s a commitment cos things happen u get to know eachother better and see some sides of the one u love u’ve neva seen, and u learn everyday, u keep learning and understanding eachother, cos u don’t know him or her fully and u can’t totally, u learn till like eternity, so it makes love an adventure, u help her wif her weaknesses, she does same, and it makes loves much more interesting if you lovebirds ain’t too alike, but you gotta have ur commons, ur similarities u know? I know u know. Wel wel u keep growing and loving eachother, and ..and and  em and keep growing, wel am still growing so! so am gonna stop here for now and if JESUS tarries if you guyz are good, as in no wahala, I believe its her u will marry.
Why I agree with the definition of love by the first guy is if the whole world keeps giving love, tada! The whole world receives so a whole lotta giving a whole lotta receiving.
Yeah, whoa, her birthday is like tomorrow, hmm and my God in exactly a month’s time it’s the 14th of FEB, whoa, watch out seems like Cupid just struck…yeee!   God day, and as long as am in his hood  I’d be in the right mood, and ma love would be good. Haaaa bros na by force rhyme, its not the time to rhyme .
Love-give- receive, love -give- receive, it’s a cycle, enjoy!